Marshall: What's that?
Mary: Sandwich.
Marshall: No, what's the other thing?
Mary: Starter sandwich.

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I'd like to get reacquainted with my toes.

Mary

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First off you didn't buy your dress at a pawn shop and Peter's best man is his father, not his get away driver.

Mary

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Ronnie: God, I've missed this town.
Marshall: It's a city.
Ronnie: Albuquerque? Keep telling yourself that.

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Dead juror. That is not great.

Ronnie

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We're not safe. We're trapped.

Stan

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He kicked. She? I'm going to go with it.

Mary

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Mary texted me. I never should have taught her that angry emoticon.

Marshall

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