Who gives a shit if gays want to me miserable like everyone else and get married. Let em do it. No skin of my ass.

Frank

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If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

Charlie

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We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

Dee

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You look like one of those inflatable dancing things at the used car lot. The one's that flail around in the wind.

Mac

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Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!

Mac

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We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.

Dee

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Frank: Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
Frank: ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!

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Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your ass?
Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my ass!
Mac: All right! This is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are, and not have to shove anything up our asses!

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Frank: Anyone want any more catfish?
Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...

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Charlie: Who washes the dishes?
Frank: Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!

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Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
Dennis: You're goin' to hell, dude.
Dee: Seriously.

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I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna to kick a little ass, I'm gonna to kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!

Charlie

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