It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes
Mac: Mom was a manager of Jiffy Lube for many years.
Charle: I never heard about this.
Mac: Well, she doesn't like to brag. She started her way at the bottom and worked her way to the tippidy top.
Charlie: There's only three people at Jiffy Lube so it's not exactly a high climb.
It's like an online shush.
Mac [complaining about not being friended]
Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.
Dennis
Some cocks can't be unsucked.
Frank
I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna to kick a little ass, I'm gonna to kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!
Charlie
Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
Dennis
Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!
Mac
We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
Dee
If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Charlie
I don't like people with almond eyes. I find them creepy.
Charlie
I'm going to stab him. I'm going to stab his face off!
Waitress
We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.
Dee