Liv: Why do I have the sudden urge to dump tea into a harbor?
Lowell: What's she talking about?
Ravi: Colonist propaganda. Pay her no mind.

Babineaux: I've created a monster.
Liv: Yeah, someone beat you to the punch on that.

Please let this conversation end with you cutting the crusts off a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Ravi

You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding, I literally used to have a reoccurring nightmare about that.

Lowell

Hey Lowell, so sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. I'm literally seconds away from puking, it hit me out of nowhere, and I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. Hope you understand- oh my god, I'm such an idiot, I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain, and I can't get out of my apartment. Okay, bye.

Liv

Must have donuts. Great, I hate Homer Simpson's brain.

Liv

I believe the professional term is... bleh.

Ravi

I'm a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.

Major

Liv: It's him.
Ravi: Ooohhhh.
Liv: Shut up, or I'll eat you!

Holly, why? It's so out of character for you to be dead.

Peyton

Liv: Of everyone here, who would you eat first?
Ravi: I think first I'd ask if someone could spare an apple. Or half a sandwich.

May we never go to hell but always be on our way!

Holly

iZombie Season 1 Quotes

I have so many questions. First, why the hot sauce? Is that a zombie thing?

Ravi

I don't have post-traumatic stress. I have post-traumatic ennui. Post-traumatic defeatism. Post-traumatic 'what's the point?'

Liv