I don't know how many 'Take Back the Night' self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.

Liv

You come up with a name for you new startup? I wouldn't give it another thought (shoots both minions in the head). No surprise, really. Most small businesses fail.

Blaine

Have you by any chance been taking advantage of our state's liberal marijuana laws?

Evan

Her life is like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.

Ravi

Don't startle them. They're thinking.

Blaine

Oh, Jackie. I made you a zombie, but I'd never make you a whore.

Blaine

You saved me. All that sociopath swimming through your system, and you still found your way through. This brain... it's not who you are.

Ravi

Son of a bitch, I ate the brains of a sociopath

Liv

Think for a second what you would do to get into a skull if you didn't work here. How would you do it? An ice pick's no good, you have to stab it a hundred times, and a handsaw works, but it takes forever. The best thing I've found is a rock.

Blaine

Ravi: I hate to pry...
Liv: Said the man who keeps asking me for my urine samples.

There are already two zombies. Me and Blaine. Now there may be a third? Two's company, three's a horde.

Liv

First rule of brain club, you don't talk about brain club.

Blaine

iZombie Season 1 Quotes

I have so many questions. First, why the hot sauce? Is that a zombie thing?

Ravi

I don't have post-traumatic stress. I have post-traumatic ennui. Post-traumatic defeatism. Post-traumatic 'what's the point?'

Liv