Luisa: And then, she kissed me. And then, there were fireworks.
Narrator: It was also the 4th of July.

Jane: Hey, Rogelio!
Rogelio: Dad. You are locked into dad now.

Narrator: If a lightbulb could go on over Michael's head, it would.
[light on]
Nadine: Sorry, it was kind of dark in here.

Xo: What happened to the Rogelio who fought for 39 years to get famous?
Rogelio: He's still here and he will persevere and it was 34 years ago.
Xo: Uh-huh
Rogelio: 35. That's as high as I'm going.

I happen to be in the middle of a heated bidding war on eBay to take my mind off the heated war currently raging over my acting services.

Rogelio

You are allowed to be as emotional as you want. In two days, you're too early.

I don't know what to say. I am as surprised as you are.

Narrator

I have this feeling in my chest. It feels kind of warm, but also it wants to explode or something. I don't quite understand what's...

Rogelio

Jane: Do you know why it's so wasy for me to forgive your sister?
Rafael: Why?
Jane: Because her mistake gave me the two most important things in my life.

Petra: I am still feeling under the weather, but I am here.
Rafael: You are so brave.

You cannot have "The Passions of Santos" without Santos. That is just "Passions" and that show failed.

Rogelio

Humble. Oh, well yes excellent, Jane. That'll be easy considering my immense gifts, I am one of the most humble men in the world.

Rogelio

Jane the Virgin Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.