Jane: Do you, by any chance, know my father?
Nora: Of course. [looks up to God] Everyone knows him

I've never been the type of guy that believes in fate or destiny. What are the chances? I mean, we kissed 5 years ago and now we're here. I mean it sounds crazy, but doesn't this just feel like it's meant to be?

Rafael

Now it's your turn to listen to me, because I know how to take care of 16 year old bitches.

Xiomara

To my former stepdaughters, you will always be step-daughters in my hearts.

Rogelio

Jane: Look's like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school.
Xiomara: Maybe don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin.
Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers?
Abuela: Both.

Michael: I didn't tell you about the affair because when I found out you were pregnant, I freaked out. I didn't want the baby, but I changed my mind, you know this, I changed my mind.
Jane: You would have let me give that baby to a couple who may have been totally wrong.
Michael: I made a mistake.
Jane: A mistake?
Michael: Yes, a mistake. Jane - wait-
Jane: I have to go.
Michael: Please
Jane: Let go of me.
Michael: I'm sorry. Look. I screwed up. I was scared, I was stupid. Everything I did, I did because I love you. Jane, don't, don't leave!

Xiomara: I'm sorry Jane.
Jane: Yeah, you keep saying that. But it's hard to get to the 'it's OK' part because it's not OK. What you did to me? What you took away from me? It's not OK. And I just don't understand how you could've done it.
Xiomara: Because you're not a mother yet. You know, when you were little, we'd go to the park and there'd be all these moms there talking about their kids and how great they were. And I remember thinking they were crazy because it was so obvious that I got the best one. I loved you so much and I just got scared.

A mistake? A mistake is losing your keys. You kept my father from me.

You we're right, Jane. What you said. This baby has come between us and I was thinking about why and all the things I've done, and I realized it all stems from one thing. I've just been so afraid that you'd want to keep it, that I'd have to raise another guy's kid and that, seriously, that felt like worst case scenario to me. But it's not. Worst case scenario is losing you.

Michael

It's four feet, Baywatch!

Observe Jane between a rock and a hard place. The rock being a really intrusive telenovela star, the hard place being Rafael's body.

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Xiomara had certainly fantasized about her first time in Rogelio's trailer. The details varied but it always ended with sex in front of the vanity, so they could admire each other's work from multiple angles.

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Jane the Virgin Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.