Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 3: "Creepin'" Quotes
As you can see, I got a good fade going ... they know how to do it in the hood.
Vinny
So me and Ronnie go to this new barbershop. It's kind of a hood barbershop. I have thick, Silician hair ... If someone can cut a black person's hair, they can typically cut mine.
Vinny
I actually like Enzo. The fact that he calls me Vincenzo really makes me feel at home. That's what all the old school Italians in my family call me.
Vinny
[to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.
JWoww
I've seen drunk people before, but that was like bipolar or something ... I think that's a problem.
Pauly D
[to camera] Not cool. [to Angelina] C'mon, one more time, smack me. [she does] Get the f*%k away from me!
Pauly D
Ow. It hurts my vagina.
Snooki
