Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1: "Hurricane Situation" Quotes
I have nothing left to give. I want to go home.Vinny
Vin's in a funk since the surprise party and I feel bad for him. Like, I don't want anybody in a funk, because their funk puts me in a funk because they're in a funk and I don't want anybody to be in a funk!!Deena
[at club Aztec] Eww, what the hell. She's battling you! She's battling you!Pauly D
[about club Aztec] It's a war out there. There's a lot of grenades.Pauly D
I'm feeling a little better now and feel like going to Aztec and develop a little Seaside momentum.Vinny
Ronnie: [about Vinny] I'm hungry: his mom cooks him dinner. I'm dirty: his mom wipes his ass. Vinny needs to man up and move on.
I have a little bit of angry issues.Snooki
That's not me ... apologizing and admitting I'm wrong.Snooki
Ryder's f***** everybody in the house, if she f**** Ronnie, it's like guido bingo.Vinny
Everybody ride her, just like a bus route.Vinny
Pauly D: Whether you're the first man in, or the last man in: Ryder.
Ryder is looking pretty good tonight, but she's already had sex with Vinny and I'm not really cool with sloppy seconds, so I don't know what do to with her.Pauly D