This is America. I can breathe. I smell the smog. I love it.

Pauly D

I feel like I'm in heaven because I get to GTL again.


I have an emergency. I have an emergency. I need the strongest lotion you have and the max time, and I want to go twice.

Pauly D

I'm 14 days behing my game. I need to get back to bussiness.

Pauly D

Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.

Pauly D

I want to shock my system. I'm tanorexic, bro.

Pauly D

First thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as Mike's teeth.

Pauly D

If we don't GTL, it's like the end of civilization.

Mike "The Situation"

It feel great to be back at the T-Shirt shop. As crazy as it sounds, I can't wait to work again.


This is the palest you've ever seen. You're all Vinny's color.


We decided we're gonna check out the Shore Store becuase we're gonna be working there. Again!


Ohh. I want Ron Ron Juice.


Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I'm coming home to my mother.


I want a big, fat burger!