Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1: "Hurricane Situation" Quotes
I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird.
Snooki
If he gets involved in my relationships, I'm going to be forced to put his bed on the porch.
Ronnie
Who wants to room with Mike? Nobody.
I'm just trying to put it behind me .. and maybe be friends ... or not.
Mike
Me and Vinny are so excited that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like dry humps me on my bed just to break it in. Like old times.
Pauly D
Are the hermit crabs still here?
Deena
Look at my duck phone.
Pauly D
My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I'm coming home to my mother.
Ronnie
I want a big, fat burger!
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