Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes
I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!
Ronnie
We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.
Pauly D
There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.
Pauly D
I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.
Snooki
I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.
Snooki
Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand. Schnookers just got punched in the face and we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'.
Ronnie
I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.
Pauly D
[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.
Sammi
Dude I got a f**kin' tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about bein' a Guido and living up to that lifestyle. My tagline is 'I'm Your Girl's Favorite DJ.' I want the girls to c** in their pants when they hear my music.
Pauly D
When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild.
Snooki
Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
Snooki
I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
Snooki
