Jersey Shore Season 1 Quotes
Pickles is my thing.
Snooki
My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.
Snooki
Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
Snooki
I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.
Snooki
When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.
Snooki
My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.
Snooki
[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.
Ronnie
I'm gonna f*%king get at her so bad right now. I'm gonna eat her alive. Bro, seriously? You wanna play this game?
Ronnie
[to Mike] We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?
Ronnie
Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.
Ronnie
[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!
Ronnie
If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.
Ronnie
