Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
I was nice enough to bring two. At least entertain the chick or something so I can get it in.
Pauly D
Yeah, I gave them the boot.
The Situation
I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb if one comes.
Pauly D
One [fireman] is tall, tanned... and he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.
Snooki
[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.
Snooki
The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!
Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE!
Pauly D
Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.
JWoww
I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.
Snooki
Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.
The Situation
My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.
The Situation
I like my boobs.
JWoww
