Ronnie: I'm real, and you're not! F--- you, you crazy bitch!
Sammi: Don't ever talk to me or look at me every again, you f---ing idiot! My biggest regret in my life is you!

Maybe I went about somethings the wrong way ... There's pressure on all of us.


The party get it all out freaking do everything that you can have sex with an old man and steal a plant and get arrested and then do whatever.


It's like, if you're gonna go do that, it's your choice.


Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.

That rug reminds me of Ron and Sam's relationship.


Arvin: Sam, we made out before.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sam: No, we haven't.

If I could have Ron or Sam back next summer, I would want Ron. Don't tell her I said that.


After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get $h!t done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.


You're my best friend. You're the only one who makes laugh, cry, be happy, sad, miserable, excited. You're the only one who does that.


Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.

I think I need my space right now


Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes

I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.

Pauly D

Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.