Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes
Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids last name to have a vowel on it... and be tanned, obviously.
Snooki
[to Pauly] What is with that haircut man? Bride of Frankenstein ain't got nothin' on you!
Vinny's Cousin
I love Vinny's family, they're like my family ... old-school Italian, looks like a Guido Circus.
Pauly D
I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge.
Pauly D
[to Snooki] You don't need anyone to make you feel that way.
Sammi
[to Sam] Your mood is good, your nails are good.
Snooki
Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Girl: No.
Vinny: Awesome.
Steeerike!
Pauly D
I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.
Snooki
[to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?
JWoww
Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee and I don't even drink coffee.
Pauly
Snooki wants to have sex with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before .. get the hell outta here.
Vinny
