Yo it's Joey D, taking over Italy, Pauly D's a clown, YEAHHHH ... buddy.

Pauly D

Yo I look like one of them guidos on TV that are like trying too hard.

Pauly D

Deena: What's your name?
Pauly: I'm your new roommate Joey D.

Pauly looks hot with his new hair style. I'd totally f@#king bang him.


My hair's sacred, it's like my sacred crown. It means a lot to me.

Pauly D

Ronnie: [imitating Snook] I want you to put nutella on my toes and suck them right now Jionni.
Snooki: Well not my toes...

Jionni is very conservative sexually. Me I'm the total opposite I don't give a f*&k what people think about me. I peed my pants in public, I'm still not be embarrassed.


[to Jionni] You make me happy, you make me laugh, and I want to suck your butt.


Snooki: God likes my tits, God made tits.
JWOWW: God didn't make mine.

Like I don't know who the f#$k I thought I was, but I ran into a concrete wall.


Priest: Can you cover your body please when you come in front of church?
Snooki: Shut up ... a$$hole!

I feel like, how can you get sympathy on a self inflicted injury?


Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'