You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

Come on Martha Stewart, just drop that.

Cooper

Travis Travers: So you're going to draw on him when he comes back?
Curtis Mims: Oh, I'm going to put a hole in his head.

Police officer: Going solo again?
Raylan: Another deputy in the car.
Police officer: Learned your lesson?
Raylan: Until I forget it.

Art Mullen: Raylan, I got a courtesy call from the Harlan County Sheriff's Department - your daddy was arrested.
Raylan: Did he kill anybody?

Soon as I get reassigned, I'm gone.

Raylan

Raylan: US Marshalls, I was wondering if I could come inside.
Dupree: No, you can't come inside.
Raylan: Dupree, this isn't your home. Mr. Lawler, may I come inside?

Tim, when you were working with Penner, did you ever come across a guy that looks like the black Mr. Clean?

Raylan

I love how these guys are so calm when they're coughing up blood.

Art Mullen

I hate it here. Kentucky. I hate every one of these toothless, banjo strumming, red nick pricks.

Arnold Penner

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

Are you afraid she's going to cramp your style, cock block you from banging a starlet?

Art

Justified Quotes

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

For I am born again in the eyes of the Lord

Boyd