Tyler: After what you did to me, I couldn't stand to look at your face for another second.
Kevin: Tyler, I'm sorry.
Tyler: No, don't apologize. I'm glad you did what you did. Now I don't have to waste my time with someone who clearly isn't my friend. Not at all.

Kevin: I'll decide when to tell Tyler the truth about his lady from Laos, OK?
Tyler: What do you mean? What's the truth about Leslie?
Kevin: About your lady from Laos. I...I am your lady from Laos.
Tyler: What do you mean?
Kevin: I was the one writing to you.

Dave: We've been interacting with humans ever since we got here. We're feeling pain, wer'e getting hurt, we're feeling emotions.
Yvette: Oh God, not the emotions.

Are you angry or happy it's getting hard to track?

Nate

He just doesn't want to be helped.

Kevin: So about these customers, are any of them really nice? Righteous even?
Tyler: It's Canada. Everyone is really nice. It's nuts.

Dave: Does it hurt?
Yvette: I suppose.
Dave: Did you lick it?
Yvette: No!
Dave: Can I lick it?
Yvette: Not if you want your tongue back.

You're right, Tyler. You are exactly where you're supposed to be. I am too.

You got a job? You haven't even been here a week!

People are really coming out of the woodwork for this woman. She helped a lot of people.

Nate

Kevin: Glenn, you have to believe me. I'm not that same guy.
Glenn: Finn, you will always be that guy. Burn. In. Hell.

I'm not a good person, Kevin. I'm sorry.

Phoebe

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World Quotes

Reese: Why are you even here?
Kevin: Your mom insisted.
Reese: Because you tried to kill yourself.
Kevin: Yup. Didn't take.

Do not be afraid. You have been chosen. Kevin?

Yvette