Kevin (Probably) Saves the World Quotes
How dumb are you to let him play us off of each other like mommy and daddy?Yvette [to Dave]
So let me get this right, you want me to invade Tyler's privacy to show you moments you were too self-absorbed to notice the first time around?Yvette
Tyler's terrified of fireworks. Everybody knows that.Kristin
Kevin: Leaves. She wants me to rake leaves. What a waste of my talent.
Yvette: Our talent.
Tyler: After what you did to me, I couldn't stand to look at your face for another second.
Kevin: Tyler, I'm sorry.
Tyler: No, don't apologize. I'm glad you did what you did. Now I don't have to waste my time with someone who clearly isn't my friend. Not at all.
Kevin: I'll decide when to tell Tyler the truth about his lady from Laos, OK?
Tyler: What do you mean? What's the truth about Leslie?
Kevin: About your lady from Laos. I...I am your lady from Laos.
Tyler: What do you mean?
Kevin: I was the one writing to you.
Dave: We've been interacting with humans ever since we got here. We're feeling pain, wer'e getting hurt, we're feeling emotions.
Yvette: Oh God, not the emotions.
Are you angry or happy it's getting hard to track?Nate
He just doesn't want to be helped.
Kevin: So about these customers, are any of them really nice? Righteous even?
Tyler: It's Canada. Everyone is really nice. It's nuts.
Dave: Does it hurt?
Yvette: I suppose.
Dave: Did you lick it?
Dave: Can I lick it?
Yvette: Not if you want your tongue back.
You're right, Tyler. You are exactly where you're supposed to be. I am too.