Killing Eve
Sundays 8:00 PM on BBC AmericaKilling Eve Season 2 Episode 2: "Nice and Neat" Quotes
Eve: Be careful.
Niko: What do you mean?
Eve: You know, if you see anything strange. Be careful.
Niko: What a touchingly reassuring goodbye.
Eve: How do you always look so good? Do you even sleep?
Carolyn: It's my moisturizer. It's made of pig's placenta. It smells like ass and costs a fortune, but it is exceedingly effective.
Eve: I don't mind smelling like arse.
Carolyn: I'll send you the link.
Are you two having an affair?
Hugo
Kenny: You're withholding information on a case you are working on.
Eve: Oh. Well, on the bright side, now you are, too.
Julian: Would you like a hotty botty?
Villanelle: A what?
Julian: A hot water bottle.
Villanelle: Oh, I don't think so.
Villanelle: What's wrong with her?
Julian: Dementia.
Villanelle: Thank God. I thought she was a ghost. I hate ghosts.
Antiseptic, aspirin, ibuprofen; someone's a bit of a hypochondriac.
Julian
Hugo: Do you want to talk about it?
Eve: No. Maybe. What do you know about psychopaths?
Hugo: I went to boarding school.
Carolyn: Stop it, Eve. I can feel your excitement. Don't get all giddy and start singing along to the radio in my car.
Eve: I knew it! I knew it! A new girl.
Carolyn: Perhaps, or perhaps she's so good she's been operating undetected for a while.
Eve: Villanelle will be furious. HA!
Julian: What are you looking for?
Villanelle: A butcher's knife.
Julian: What for?
Villanelle: To stab you with.
Kenny: The ghost?
Eve: She's the opposite of Villanelle. She's, um, careful and anonymous and meticulous and discreet. Right now, we have no idea how long she's been operating or who she works for. We're working on the assumption that this is a woman, late middle age, she looks like an immigrant worker, so you know, she's not white...
Hugo: What makes you think that?
Eve: The fact that you just interrupted me mid-sentence makes me think that.
Julian: Oh, I'm sorry. What must you think of me?
Villanelle: I think you're going to bleed to death.
