OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.

Boss

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• Added: April 08, 2018

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve

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Your killer was a small-breasted psycho, apparently.

Niko

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Niko: You should've been a spy.
Eve: Exactly! Thank you.

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• Added: April 08, 2018

You had two armed officers; you did the right thing. You're brilliant. Just don't tell them everything; you'll sound like a nutter.

Bill

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• Added: April 08, 2018

Frank: Well, that one could have gone better. I don't want to say you only had one job, but...
Eve: Oh, piss off, Frank!

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• Added: April 08, 2018

Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!

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• Added: April 08, 2018