Killing Eve
Sundays 8:00 PM on BBC AmericaKilling Eve Season 2 Episode 3: "The Hungry Caterpillar" Quotes
Konstantin: How are you doing?
Eve: Honestly, I feel like I might be losing my mind a little bit.
Konstantin: Yes.
Konstantin: Leave her alone. She's a parasite, Eve. She gets into your brain and she eats you up to make space for yourself. like that book with the hungry worm and all that food? Pickles, tomatoes.
Eve: The Hungry Caterpillar?
Konstantin: Yes! That's her, burrowing in and creeping around.
You think she loves you? Then make her hate you. Hate is something she understands; it's manageable. Look what happens to the people she loves. She loves you to death. Look at Ana, Nadia, and look at me.
Konstantin
Nico: What's happening?
Eve: I made you breakfast.
Nico: What did you do? Did you murder someone?
Eve: No, no. No, I gotta go to work. Later, I promise.
Nico: I'll just masturbate onto this omelette then, I guess.
Eve: [from the other room] OK! Love you!
Guess how many semen stains are on the bed. Seven! Not including the one on the pillow.
Villanelle
Villanelle: I have to wonder why you want me to be boring and discreet, Raymond.
Raymond: Oh, you don't mind her getting the credit for your work, do you?
Villanelle: Eve will know it was me.
Raymond: Will she? Looks like she's not thinking about you at all.
Oscar: Maybe they're working together. Girl on girl.
Eve: I don't think Villanelle is a team player.
Nico: We've gotta go.
Eve: Where?
Nico: *hunh*
Eve: Drinks at your school, yes.
Nico: You better put on something really slutty to make for the fact you forgot this three years in a row.
Eve: It's gonna be so slutty, I promise.
Nico: What?
Eve: Someone wants a piece of Mr. Polastri.
Nico: Don't be ridiculous. Gemma? She's just being nice.
Eve: Because she wants to go to town on you.
Nico: No. She was nice to you, too. She said the thing about the hair and the dress.
Eve: Ho. Ahh, yeah. I noticed the avalanche of compliments. [pause] Why don't you show me your classroom? Sir.
Nico: Eve? Do you think there's a possibility, just a slight possibility, that you just saw an apple?
Eve: What if it WAS just an apple?
Nico: Then I would ask you why the one time you came to support me at my job you were miraculously able to make it about you and your job.
Villanelle: This is a terrible hug.
Konstantin: Then maybe you shouldn't have shot me.
Villanelle: You're not still mad about that, are you? I aimed to make sure I wouldn't kill you.
Konstantin: No, you didn't. You aimed right at my heart.
Villanelle: Yes, I did. Nice and clean, just like you taught me! I'm sorry.
