Killing Eve
Sundays 8:00 PM on BBC AmericaKilling Eve Quotes
Hugo: Is Gweneth Paltrow's head in a box here somewhere or...
Eve: I'll put your head in a box.
Hugo: Can I ask you something? What's the deal with you and Villanelle?
Eve: I don't know.
Hugo: She fancies you, doesn't she?
Eve: Everything isn't all about sex, Hugo.
Hugo: Isn't it? What is it? Do you like watching her or do you like being watched?
Eve: Both.
Eve: Mmmm. This is AMAZING. What do they put in it?!
Hugo: Hmmm. I don't know. Crack. Orphans.
Eve: I don't care if that's true. Seriously. If it tastes this good, grind up an orphan and fry it in crack.
Hugo: I once got a handjob in here. Under this very table.
Eve: That's very romantic.
Hugo: It kind of was actually.
Eve: Do you EVER not talk about sex?
Hugo: Why would I? What else is there?
Hugo: This is taking ages.
Kenny: It's a computer; it's not magic.
Eve: Wow. That was smart. And thoughtful. She wanted it to be painless. What kind of assassin does that?
Hugo: Uh, a nice one?
Eve: She can make it painless because she knows about drugs. She knows how to tailor each death to make it look accidental.
Villanelle: What?
Konstantin: How did that feel?
Villanelle: It didn't feel like anything. Is that how it's going to be from now on? Scorned wives and scumbags?
I mean, it's one thing getting murdered, but the indignity of being found while in the middle of bleaching your mustache...
Jess
Girl: Wow. You look amazing. Can I take a picture of you for my Instagram?
Villanelle: No. No. Don't be pathetic. Get a real life.
If you two are our nation's great hope, I'll start building the bunker now.
Mr. Peel
We look like bacon.
Villanelle
Villanelle: What's with the shirt?
Konstantin: Come.
Villanelle: Seriously. Do not go shopping on your own again.
