Killing Eve
Sundays 8:00 PM on BBC AmericaKilling Eve Quotes
Aaron: Lost?
Billie: No. Obviously not. I'm being nosey. You read all these?
Aaron: The loo's on your left. Try not to be so "nosey" on your way back.
Eve: What are YOU doing, Niko?
Niko: Gemma has a sofa-bed, I'm sleeping downst...
Eve: That's not what I asked.
Niko: I'd like you to apologize.
Gemma: No, really, it's fine.
Niko: Gemma is my friend. You remember friends, don't you? There's nothing going on here.
Eve: You're right. There's NOTHING going on here. [to Gemma] I hope you like the missionary position.
Gemma: I do, actually.
Eve: [to Niko] You'll be happy here.
Niko: I dread to think about where you'll be happy, Eve.
Most of the time, most days, I feel nothing. I don't feel anything. It is so boring. I wake up and I think, again, really? I have to do this again? And what I really don't understand is how come everyone else isn't screaming with, with boredom, too, and I try to find ways to make myself feel something. More, and more, and more, but it doesn't make any difference. No matter what I do, I don't feel anything. I hurt myself; it doesn't hurt. I buy what I want; I don't want it. I do what I like; I don't like it. I'm just so bored.
Villanelle
Don't speak to me like that, Eve. I like you, but I don't like you that much. Don't forget, the only thing that makes you interesting is me.
Villanelle
Villanelle: I don't think a BJ will help.
Eve: Stop.
Villanelle: He's too nice. He's too normal for you. You know that.
Eve: Stop it.
Villanelle: Why?
Eve: Because you will never understand how much harder it is to be nice and normal and decent than it is to be like you.
Villanelle: Like us, you mean.
Do I get a watch with a laser in it?
Villanelle
Villanelle: You want me not to kill someone. You do know what I do, right?
Eve: This is harder. A challenge.
Villanelle: Mmmm. I do not like to be challenged.
Uhh, you're not yelling, but it feels like you're yelling.
Konstantin
Eve: Niko! Oh my God. What are you doing out there?
Niko: She came to see me. I know what you did. I know you stabbed her.
Eve: You can't believe her. She's a liar.
Niko: I know, but I do believe her.
Eve: I can explain.
Niko: Can you? Did you like it? Do you like all of this? Does it excite you? What do you want from me, Eve? Do you want me to love you, or do you want me to frighten you?
It's been so nice to finally meet you. Smell ya later.
Villanelle
Eve: I wish she were a bit more...
Jess: Forthcoming?
Eve: Fun. She kills people for a living. Come one! Give us the goods.
Jess: Not everyone can be as exciting as you know who. I think you've been spoiled, Eve.
Jess: OW!
Eve: What happened?
Jess: My tooth. Did you know that babies literally steal the calcium from your teeth? Little bastard is eating me alive.
