D'avin: A nerd and his ship will always share a special bond. Lucy will always be the other woman in his life.
Reniker: That explains why he's still single.

Fancy: You said you knew somebody who could help with that.
Zephyr: They can, but it's a safe bet they won't. There's bad blood between us.
Dutch: What kind of blood?
Zeph: The kind that doesn't wash out -- family.

Khlyen: Leave you in charge of the RAC and you run it into the ground -- literally
Turin: Budget cuts. Housekeeping's always the first thing to get the chop.

Khlyen: Yala's dead.
Turin: Never sticks. Family trait.

Shopping for soldiers in prison is the best! There's a prize in every cell.

Johnny

Johnny: Your past is not a prison, Doc. Hells, D'av and I broke all the laws before becoming Killjoys and we still turned out to be pretty godsdamn heroic.
Doctor: I feel safer already.

Zephyr: What if I'm wrong about this? Pree, Gared, Turin ...
Dutch: All trusted your gut. And the sooner we follow it, the sooner we get to rescue their magnificent asses.

Fancy: I like to read. History mostly. Prep the rambler. We land in ten.
Zephyr: Who is Fancy?
Dutch: I really don't know.

Now, who wants a gun?

Johnny [to prisoners]

Dutch: Why do farmers wear white?
Zephyr: Why do you think I ran away? Every day is laundry day.

Worst wingman ever.

D'avin

Zephyr: I can be diplomatic.
Dutch: In an "I'm right, you're wrong" kind of way.
Zeph: That's because I am right.

Killjoys Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Zephyr: You brawn, I brain.
Dutch: Oh, we are so getting that on T-shirts.

Fancy: You said you knew somebody who could help with that.
Zephyr: They can, but it's a safe bet they won't. There's bad blood between us.
Dutch: What kind of blood?
Zeph: The kind that doesn't wash out -- family.