Let's play some goddamn Hullen Whack-a-Mole. Batten the hatches and grab your asses.


Let me have my hero moment, you goddamn piece of shit.

Turin [to Fancy]

Pree: She's not pretty, but she definitely puts out.
Garet [laughing]: That's a good joke. Whatever. I don't need your approval.

Johnny: You know the greatest thing about best friends?
Aneela: What?
Johnny: They always know who you really are.

Garet: Thanks to you, here I am on Leith, fighting aliens with a bunch of warlords, eating exotic can meats. I married up.
Pree: That is so sad. Sweet as shit, but sad.

Dutch: That was dumb.
Aneela: Hurting your friend?
Dutch: No, leaving me alive after.

Johnny: I know they say size doesn't matter ..,.
Dutch and Pip: It does.
Johnny: But I would not want to whip it out in front of this beauty.

You're a really good person. I don't think you get told that enough.

Zephyr [to Dutch]

It's war, not prom. Sometimes you need your enemies.

Fancy [to D'avin]

Kendry: [Aneela's] prettier than you. Something in the eyes.
Dutch: Insanity?

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D'avin: If you cough hard, your lungs will fall out.
Johnny: Jealous? That's a feature, not a bug.

D'avin: We didn't, like, do it?
Kendry: Please. I'd still be washing. And you'd remember.

Killjoys Season 3 Quotes

Hullen: We're coming for you.
Pree: Well, aren't you full of shit and sunshine?
D'avin: Now can I poke him?

This better be worth the chafing.

Pree [while running]