Last Man Standing
Thursdays 8:00 PM on FOXLast Man Standing Season 7 Episode 5: "One Flew Into the Empty Nest" Quotes
Ryan: Can you believe our little boy is having a girl over? The next thing you know we are going to be doing the father/son dance at his wedding.
Kristin: Ryan stop. We are not allowed to be excited about this. He is growing up and we need to start treating him like it.
Ryan: I know, but it is so cool right?
Kristin: It is the coolest thing that has ever happened!
Mike: Just to let you know that really wasn’t me last night. I have a lot more attitude.
Jen: Well, just to let you know that wasn’t the real me last night either.
Mike: You know there is an American expression I love; a man’s home is his castle.
Jen: I prefer an ancient Chinese expression. Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do it for him.
Mike: I am heading home. I am going to do a meet and greet with Vanessa and a foreign exchange student.
Chuck: Oh, this is priceless. Mike Baxter is hosting a foreign exchange student.
Mike: No, no, no, no. Vanessa invited them to come meet us and I am married to Vanessa.
Joe: Translation, when Vanessa says jump. Mike says how high?
Ed: When any of my wives wanted to do something that I was against, I said no, no, no.
Mike: Did you really?
Ed: Yep.
Mike: That is why you are in the divorce attorney’s hall of fame.
Vanessa: All I am asking is to have dinner with Jen and her dad so that we can meet them.
Mike: I am just not that interested in this.
Vanessa: Well I hear what you are saying, and I understand your concerns but no.
Mike: What do you mean no?
Vanessa: I want this, so I am overruling you.
Mike: You can do that?
Vanessa: I can. I am going to invite Jen and her dad here for dinner tomorrow night. You will be sweet and nonconfrontational. You won’t bring up things like snowflake, Benghazi or deflategate.
