Law & Order: SVU
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Carisi: He's a suspect in a rape case and he had a camera? How did he not tell us this?
Bruno: Until the age of 25, the male prefrontal cortex is as useful as an electrified meatball.
Benson: Mrs. McGrath made it very clear that Shea won't be testifying.
Carisi: I make a habit of not jumping off bridges I haven't crossed yet.
Fin: You sorry you took this case yet?
Benson: No. I'm not.
Lisa: I told you, my ex and I are getting divorced and he wants 50/50 custody.
Fin: And you want us to arrest your ex because...
Lisa: He's a pervert.
Benson: You found him dismembered on plastic sheeting?
Fin: Cut up like a puppet.
Benson: What about the ex-wife?
Fin: I don't think she's gonna be too heartbroken.
Benson: I just want to make sure she's not a suspect before I console her.
Lisa: I get squeamish at the sight of blood. I couldn't cut up a body.
Curry: Could have hired someone.
Lisa: I'm a substitute teacher. I can't afford a car, never mind hiring a hitman.
Fin: Adds up to about half a guy.
Cop: Are you sure this is even your guy?
Benson: There's a strong probability.
Carisi: This is a tragic story, but your client still murdered three people. I can talk to the DA, but Tori, you're going away for a long time.
Tori: What's gonna happen to Nina now that there's no one to protect her?
Fin: How you doing?
Benson: Good.
Fin: Well, that's a lie cause you're drinking boxed wine.
Velasco: I don't get why this went to trial.
Curry: Justice would be served if not for this pesky jurisprudence.
They made me change my vote. He's not guilty.
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