With that level of intoxication, let's hope she knows what planet she's on.

Benson

Just because it's cold and people are lonely doesn't mean they're desperate to curl up with some rando.

Girl

Joe: How could I tell him something like that? I was supposed to be the older brother.
Ben [to Benson]: I could never tell Joe. He would have laughed at me
Joe [to Rollins]: My father? Ha! He was always 'Why didn't you get an A on that test?' He wouldn't have understood.
Benson [to Ben]: What about your mother?
Ben: No! She wouldn't have understood. She would have thought I was dirty. She wouldn't have loved me anymore.

Joe: He confess yet?
Rollins: You mean your brother?
Joe: Who else? He's weak, you know.
Rollins: You needed to protect him?
Joe: Damn straight. And sometimes...
Rollins: Sometimes?
Joe: Sometimes it's hard being the bigger brother.

The eggs always think they're smarter than the chicken. I'm not about to confess to something I didn't do, Lieutenant.

Ben

Benson: I can't tell you how many times I've heard things like this from survivors of childhood sexual abuse.
Rollins: Only this one is a 73-year-old hoarder.
Benson: Who might be a victim of childhood sexual abuse. And if he is, he deserves closure.

Man: These computers, they tell you where you are?
Fin: Yeah, I don't get it either. And this Bobby dressed like a girl.
Man: He was a fegula?
Fin: I don't think you can say that word anymore.
Man: Why not? Who does it hurt?
Fin: The people it bothers.
Man: It's just a word.
Fin: Yeah, but words can hurt more than a gun.
Man: Who do they hurt?
Fin: The people they bother.

Brother #1: What'd you do this time?
Carisi: What'd you do with Bobby O'Rourke?
Brother #2: Bobby O'Rourke? He died in 1975.
Brother #1: Don't listen to my brother. He's a putz. Whatever happened, he did it.
Carisi: You're both going to have to come down to the station.
Brother #2: I won't ride with him! I won't! Ask him who he voted for. He voted for GERALD FORD!!!!

Whoever the hell you are, you're in my house. I don't appreciate this.

Man

I figured it's New York, people are allowed to be weird.

Woman

Carisi: Bobby was making a lot of money off that book. Why would he go back to the streets?
Benson: Cause it's all he knows.
Carisi: Or someone was forcing him back into hooking.

Benson: Tell us what happened.
Will: I killed him. I hit him over and over and over with a brick.
Benson: We know that. What we want to know is what happened
Will: I'm not gay!

Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Benson: Thank you for coming forward.
Woman: What this company is doing, the way it treats women pilots, is despicable. But what you're doing... it's about damn time.

We have two options. One is bad. The other is worse. Either we missed one or... Yeats has a copycat.

Benson