Jed: Look, this truth weed is really freaking me out. I'm afraid I'm gonna say something stupid.
Ben: Like what?
Jed: Like I don't want to be around you, okay? Like I just want to be alone.

Jed: How'd you find me?
Finch: That body spray is haunting.

Just stick with me. I'm kind of a legendary first-day wingman.

Jed

Kaleb: I don't know, man. I've been off the squad for a minute. You could probably find somebody better for the job.
MG: No, okay, it has to be you.
Kaleb: For real?
MG: You're the only one who has a car.

Hope, let's go back. We can't just let an innocent person suffer at the hands of some carni freak.

Lizzie

What comes next is gonna be scary and hard. The pain will probably never go away. You're gonna miss her. It's okay. It's okay to miss her and feel sad.

Lizzie

I would've bet real money that Lizzie would've been the most annoying part of my day, but, see, being vampsplained by Colonel Sanders, that's a new low for me.

Hope

Ben: But I've come to prefer Ben. It's simple, like Jed. I like simple.
Jed: Well then, buddy, I'm your guy.
Ben: You can't be because I can't stay.
Jed: Like hell you can't.

Jed: Why do I get the feeling like this story is about to ruin my day?
Ben: Aw, that's sweet, but we haven't even reached the ruinous part yet.

You're a new face, and judging by that unseasonable cap, plenty bold?

Professor Vardemus

Lizzie: It was a big tree, Hope. I made more than one stake, including cute ones.
Hope: You're lying.
Lizzie: No, you're dying, and this time I won't lose my nerve.

Ted: Dr. Dolittle's desperate, and his poor judgment is going to be the death of us all.
Alaric: We're already dead, Ted!

Legacies Quotes

Alaric: Cheater!
Hope: You should really get a vampire to start doing my training. You're getting a little old for me to break your human bones.
Alaric: How dare you.

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Alaric: Block with your hand.
Hope: I got it.
Alaric: If you had it I wouldn't have to say it.