Riggs' plan? That's funny.

Murtaugh

Avery: He took a cattle prod for you?
Murtaugh: Yeah.
Avery: I wouldn't have done that for you.
Murtaugh: No.

Ronnie: Martin, she wouldn't want you to be alone.
Riggs: Wasn't my first choice either, Ronnie.

Well, to be honest, Ned, I don't have much of a career anyway.

Riggs

Ned: Hey this man is solid gold. You take care of him, understand?
Riggs: You can count on it.
Murtaugh: Kiss of death.

Surprise, surprise. Gangbangers suck at math.

Murtaugh

This time we went with my plan. Next time, we'll go with your plan. Partnership, right?

Riggs

Riggs: Hey, Rog, don't make it easy for 'em.
Murtaugh: Hell no.

The two of you agreeing with each other? Now that's scary.

Avery

Riggs, you can hid in the office. You can hide in the bottle. You can shoot your TV, get high, whatever. You don't have to talk to me, but do you talk to anyone?

Dr. Cahill

You're leaving. I have a bottle of wine and a babysitter.

Trish

Lethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

My new partner, Mr. Delightful.

Murtaugh

Trish: Duty calls?
Murtaugh: Worse. Riggs.