Trish: Duty calls?
Murtaugh: Worse. Riggs.

My new partner, Mr. Delightful.

Murtaugh

Riggs: Ever feel like you made the wrong career choice?
Murtaugh: Yeah. The day I met you.

Murtaugh: Hey, don't disappear on me when we're working together. Try to remember that we're partners.
Girl: You two are partners? That is great. How long have you been together?

What's said in this room stays in this room.

Dr. Cahill

Riggs: So, I woke up this morning with the TV on, and you know, there's one of those annoying commercials where couples are frolicking around, you know, overly happy, and it was difficult to watch.
Dr. Cahill: What'd you do?
Riggs: Shot the TV.

I'll hang it up when the bad guys do.

Murtaugh

I was married to the job the first 20 years with Sarah. The next 20 were supposed to be ours. For us.

Ned

You know, for being new partners, you guys are pretty good together.

Ned

Well, I found the potheads.

Riggs

Not to get too personal, but things are still pretty frisky between us.

Murtaugh

So, they send a sociopath with a penchant for machetes and cattle prods? So much for legalization lowering the crime rate.

Avery

Lethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

My new partner, Mr. Delightful.

Murtaugh

Trish: Duty calls?
Murtaugh: Worse. Riggs.