Your own music? Your own drugs? That's my kind of party.

Riggs

Riggs: I'm sorry about last night, you know, not being sociable with your friend.
Trish: I appreciate that, but I shouldn't have pushed. I was out of line.
Riggs: No, you weren't. Look, Trish. At some point, I'm going to need a little push.

And yes, I look forward to checking out of this place, but no I'm not going to punch my own ticket.

Riggs

Det. Cho: I hope Riggs knows how lucky he is.
Murtaugh: And, I'm 100 percent sure he does not.

If I abandon this ship, there's no one there to keep him afloat.

Murtaugh

That's what this is? You guys playing matchmaker?

Riggs

You know the funny thing about Riggs? He can be on a sabbatical even when he's with someone.

Murtaugh

Don't burn your one bridge out of wherever it is you are.

Dr. Cahill

Captain Avery: Do you know what a centerboard is?
Murtaugh: A centerboard? No.
Avery: It's part of a sailboat you can't see, but it keeps the boat upright and allows it to be steered. That's you, my friend. That's why I put you with Riggs. It wasn't an accident.

I could have put Riggs with anyone. I chose you.

Captain Avery

This is why I don't leave my loft. Hypothesis proven. People suck.

Owlsly

DJ Girl: Owls is super underground.
Riggs: Oh. What a great thing to be.

Lethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

DJ Girl: It's a silent disco.
Riggs: Yeah. My favorite kind of disco.

Riggs: What's with the hi-tech ...
Det. Bailey: ...wireless headphones?
Riggs: Yeah.
Det. Bailey: Came with the corpse.
Riggs: Maybe he's from the future.
Det. Bailey: Maybe he hasn't been living under a rock for the past five years.