Riggs: Let me guess. Death by gunshot wounds.
Scorsese: Very perceptive, Tango. Or, are you Cash? I get you guys confused.

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Murtaugh: So did you do the ping thing?
Scorsese: Ping thing. That's a technical term. We should dial up the modem. Go on GeoCities.

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Avery: Do either of you have any idea what this number is?
Riggs: Uh, the number of words in the Book of Genesis?
Murtaugh: The number of cats in your apartment.

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Riggs: You been sharpshooting lately?
Jack: I was trying to kill a coyote who was trespassing.
Riggs: You get him?
Jack: Slippery bastard got away.

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Riggs: Why didn't you take the shot?
Murtaugh: Because he's driving a propane truck. I didn't want any collateral damage.
Riggs: And you want to be spicy salsa.

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