Lethal Weapon
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on FOXLethal Weapon Season 1 Quotes
Bike cop: You're a cop? Seriously?
Riggs: Funny. I was going to ask you guys the same thing. You know, my father said a man should never wear shorts to work, but if he saw these shorts...you know it's the cut of them. That's what makes them sexy.
Bike cop: Three tickets.
If the bad guys have a car, what do you do, call 911?
Riggs
Your own music? Your own drugs? That's my kind of party.
Riggs
Riggs: I'm sorry about last night, you know, not being sociable with your friend.
Trish: I appreciate that, but I shouldn't have pushed. I was out of line.
Riggs: No, you weren't. Look, Trish. At some point, I'm going to need a little push.
And yes, I look forward to checking out of this place, but no I'm not going to punch my own ticket.
Riggs
Det. Cho: I hope Riggs knows how lucky he is.
Murtaugh: And, I'm 100 percent sure he does not.
If I abandon this ship, there's no one there to keep him afloat.
Murtaugh
That's what this is? You guys playing matchmaker?
Riggs
You know the funny thing about Riggs? He can be on a sabbatical even when he's with someone.
Murtaugh
Don't burn your one bridge out of wherever it is you are.
Dr. Cahill
Captain Avery: Do you know what a centerboard is?
Murtaugh: A centerboard? No.
Avery: It's part of a sailboat you can't see, but it keeps the boat upright and allows it to be steered. That's you, my friend. That's why I put you with Riggs. It wasn't an accident.
I could have put Riggs with anyone. I chose you.
Captain Avery
