This is why I don't leave my loft. Hypothesis proven. People suck.

Owlsly

DJ Girl: Owls is super underground.
Riggs: Oh. What a great thing to be.

DJ Girl: It's a silent disco.
Riggs: Yeah. My favorite kind of disco.

Riggs: What's with the hi-tech ...
Det. Bailey: ...wireless headphones?
Riggs: Yeah.
Det. Bailey: Came with the corpse.
Riggs: Maybe he's from the future.
Det. Bailey: Maybe he hasn't been living under a rock for the past five years.

Silly sweaters are the least of my family's issues.

Murtaugh

He didn't push him. It was more of a controlled dangle.

Murtaugh

Cut me some slack, Riggs. This time of year, no one wants to be alone.

Eddie Flores

Miranda: I just want you to know I don't normally go home with guys I just met in bars.
Riggs: Well, that makes two of us.

This time of year isn't the same without family, and like it or not, you're part of ours.

Trish

Murtaugh: A peaceful family's outside. You decent?
Riggs: I'm drunk, if that's what you mean. Yeah.

Riggs: He had me believing in things that don't exist.
Avery: It is the time of year for that.

You weren't that important in El Paso. You're not that important now.

Cartel Guy