Zoe Landau: Don't worry I will be gentle with you today.
Cal Lightman: Last time you said that, you left claw marks.

Eli Loker: Your step-son says you're sleeping together the same time you're bedding daddy. That could breed contempt.
Cal Lightman: Yeah, in my country it's a new member of the royal family.

Clara Musso: Leo couldn't have done it. Victor and Leo were like brothers.
Cal Lightman: So were Brutus and Caesar.

Clara Musso: There seems to be a lot of chemistry there with your ex-wife
Cal Lightman: Yeah, well there's a lot of chemistry in Chernobyl.

Cal Lightman: Nobody can tell the whole truth, it's subjective, and passes through our own filters.
Judge Quinn: How about you promise to be honest to the best of your ability?
Cal Lightman: Now you're talking!

Lie to Me Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Clara Musso: There seems to be a lot of chemistry there with your ex-wife
Cal Lightman: Yeah, well there's a lot of chemistry in Chernobyl.

Cal Lightman: Nobody can tell the whole truth, it's subjective, and passes through our own filters.
Judge Quinn: How about you promise to be honest to the best of your ability?
Cal Lightman: Now you're talking!