Paige: Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?
Ryan: Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.

(to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.

Paige

No worries, I have a stain stick.

Math

Is it hot in here or is it me. It's me!

Cate

(to Ryan) With whom, who. Yeah, you know. Your NBF. The guy you go camping with, who you drink beers without the whole yap yap.

Cate

Cate: What I asked you is are you 100% completely over her?
Ryan: No.

Emma: I think I'm falling in love with you.
Baze: I think I am too. With you. Not me. That would be weird. Falling in love with myself.

Kelly: Stop talking about my sex life.
Ryan: Stop talking about my marriage.

Cate, you're over simplifying what I said. I hate when you do that. At least I tried to give an honest answer. Any chance you figured out why you married me?

Ryan

Don't you get it by now Lux? For you I'd do anything.

Eric

Just think of it like a good deed. Like when you donate hair or hang out with old people. Makes you feel good inside.

Baze

(to Sam) Screw you and your stupid joint.

Lux

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux