(to Lux) Whoa you don't have a license?

Sam

(to Baze) What happened to your kid being the responsible one and Sam being safe with her?

Emma

I'm sure my mom will confirm it. The only screw up here is me.

Sam

(to Baze) I'm jealous of how everything is so easy for you.

Emma

Lux: Baze is making a turkey the size of a toddler.
Tasha: That makes me hungry.

Sam: (to Lux) Don't worry about it. What's a little hit and run between friends.
Eric: Lux, you have a minute?
Sam: (to Lux) Oh! It looks like your boyfriend is calling you.

(to Cate) Wow! Easy there mood swing.

Abby

Hey Cate! Don't be late.

Abby

I'm familiar with Baze's giant bird. It's not all that impressive.

Abby

(about Paige) Golly its like picking up the droppings of a playboy bunny.

Baze

Cate: Mom needs your help.
Abby: Why? All the wine is twist off or in a box.

Oh Cate...I think she has buns in the oven.

Abby

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux