Favorite Lipstick Jungle Quotes
Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.
When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.
Nico
I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink
Kirby
Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.
You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.
Joe
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.
Hector
it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.
Nico
But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.
Victory [to Wendy]
You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?
Wendy
When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.
Shane
You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.
Shane
