Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here

Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?

Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

[about Joe Bennett]
Nico: Are you required to use his full name in bed?
Victory: [no response]
Nico: Oh my god, she had to think about it.

I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.

Joe

Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?

Victory

I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?

Shane

Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.

What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.

Victory

Joe's Assistant: Anything else you want me to tell Mr Bennett?
Roy: I'm impressed.
Joe's Assistant: Not you.

You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?

Roy

I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?

Nico [to Janice]

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.