Lipstick Jungle Quotes
Everyone knows Joe Bennett. He collects Lamborghinis and vendettas.
Dalia
Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.
He may be stubborn and really annoying to watch Jeopardy with, but he's Charles
Victory
I'm your mother, though according to this [fake id] I gave birth to you in the third grade.
Wendy
Nico, be flattered that after all these years your husband still wants to nail you to the wall.
Victory
Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?
I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.
Victory
Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck
Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.
Victory
Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
Nico
Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.
