Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate

Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.

Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..

[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.

Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?


Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.


Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.

Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that

Wendy: If anyone can carry off a straight jacket, it's you.
Victory: Thanks, I do love a buckle

Nico: You're freaking out
Wendy: No I'm not, I'm budha on the mountain

Victory: If the sketches were stolen, we need to speak to the men who did the move.
Joe: Somehow I doubt men with names like Bubba and Bones would know where to sell a cocktail dress design.

Nico: Breathe.
Victory: I can't. I feel like someone botoxed my entire body.

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.


Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.