Bo: Lauren stuff.
Kenzi: Did you get her pregnant?

I heard you needed me. I came.


Kenzi: Now ... can we talk about the elephant in the room? And, by elephant , I mean "sexy, sexy wolf man."
Bo:What about him?
Kenzi: "A," he is awesome and "B," you lurv him. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk. High five!

Kenzi: Hey guys, how would I know if a dude was inside of me?
Hale: Been a while?

Kenzi: Thank you, Hale. Thank you for not selling me to a psycho Fae socialite.
Hale: Silence, human.

Bo: Now for the million dollar question: What kind of Fae am I?

Bo: It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen and then find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans.
Kenzi: I hate it when that happens.

Kenzi: Everyone, just calm down. It's just a little eye blood, okay? Who hasn't had a little eye blood before, huh?
Bo: Can you help her?
Kenzi: I think I just -- I sneezed a little too hard. I just need to go home.

Bo: I liked it better when I was the mom.
Kenzi: Honey, you were never the mom.

Kenzi: Obviously, you can't have Dyson and chase after Dr. Hotpants anymore. Time to pick a team, dude.
Bo: Teams are stupid.

Tamsin: Your heart is both strong and gentle. You're virtuous. You're a succubus. You shouldn't be.
Bo: What?
Tamsin: Be real. Be here.

I am in the kitchen trying to pretend that I'm not dressed like Succubus Barbie.