Kenzi: What to start a death pool?
Shawn: Oh, so you gamble?
Kenzi: If the stakes are right. What you got?

Bo: OK, but you must know one story?
Dyson: Bo, read a book.

Don't forget your dog collar!

Bo

Bo: What are you doing?
Lauren: I don't know yet. Just let me.
[Bo and Lauren kiss, then Bo stops]
Lauren: What? What's wrong?
Bo: I don't want to hurt you.
Lauren: I trust you

It smells like fried bitch.

Kenzi

You're the foundling? I've heard about you. Even in here.

Lou Ann

Kenzi: Obviously, you can't have Dyson and chase after Dr. Hotpants anymore. Time to pick a team, dude.
Bo: Teams are stupid.

You've made your decision. The next time you need to heal, you call Lauren.

Dyson

Call off the cleansing. In the Ash's name, it's done.

Lauren

It's just a bug. It's just a bug. It's just a big bad ass bug.

Kenzi

Bo: Dyson is the one who gave me the green light to see other people. And, then Lauren shows up and he gets all testy.
Kenzi: Ah, because he has testes. Dudes tend to get irrationally territorial.

Bo: You? Asking me for help.
Dyson: Relax, it's not a marriage proposal.
Bo: I already sent out the invites.