I feel like a teenager. You tell me -- what do I do next?

Bo

Kenzi: Now ... can we talk about the elephant in the room? And, by elephant , I mean "sexy, sexy wolf man."
Bo:What about him?
Kenzi: "A," he is awesome and "B," you lurv him. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk. High five!

Bo: And why are you half-naked?
Kenzi: Can I tell her? Let me tell her. Come on, let me tell her!

Holy shit balls! That was awesome!

Kenzi

I hope you're not dead, girlie, 'cause he likes 'em with some fight.

Wayne (Security Guard)

Bo: Are you sure you can handle it? I won't kill you?
Dyson: I'll take my chances.

I'm sorry. Thanks for the cock block.

Bo

If she is who I think she is managing her will be more than any of us are up to.

Trick

Bo: Nice decor. Early Tolkien?
Trick: Where do you think he got it from?

Bo: It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen and then find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans.
Kenzi: I hate it when that happens.

The Ash: Child, you may name your side.
Bo: Neither. I choose humans.

Wow. That was like the Fourth of July in my mouth.

Bo