Amenadiel: There’s no better place for this little angel than right here, strapped to me.
Linda: Amenadiel, when’s the last time you put Charlie down?
Amenadiel: It’s not that long, 15, 16 hours, maybe?

You know, I… I think I like this new Lucifer. You’ve grown. I’ve been stuck in an old version of us, and, uh, maybe it’s time for me to move forward, or for us to move forward together.

Chloe

Linda: Who’s watching hell?
Lucifer: Oh, don’t worry about that, it’s fine.
Linda: Uh, yeah, because the last time Hell was left unattended, demons came and grabbed my baby, so I’m going to need a little more than “It’s fine.”

Hell’s being looked after, I promise you. And the more I think about it, the more it might just stay that way.

Michael

Mandy: You know, when you went away on that first project, I waited for you. You were gone for so long. And when you came back, you were so different. I thought you didn’t love me anymore.
Sam: It doesn’t matter where I am. Here, the moon, Mars… It does not matter. There is nothing that will change the way that I feel about you.

Maze: Chloe’s a good person. She doesn’t deserve this.
Michael: You’re right. You are right. Chloe is special. Which is why I’ve changed my mind.

Maze: You told her who you really are?
Michael: No. No, but I will. In time. See, I’ve decided I’m not going to break Lucifer’s life. [chuckles] I’m gonna take it.

Chloe: Do you remember the last time we were here?
Michael: Of course.
Chloe: We told each other how we felt. I just hope you know that I meant every word I said. I… I love you, Lucifer. And I still do.
Michael: And I meant it, too. I love you, Chloe.

Once I shot Lucifer to prove he’s the devil, and now I’m shooting you to prove you’re not.

Chloe

What Lucifer and I have is special. It’s real, and it doesn’t matter how many lies you tell me. I will never lose faith in me and him.

Chloe

Michael: No more lies, huh? Well, how about a truth, then? You are a gift from God, Chloe Decker.
Chloe: What does that mean?
Michael: It means that you were never supposed to exist. Father made you for Lucifer.

Amenadiel: You’re terrified that Lucifer is better than you. That he’ll always be better than you.
Michael: Please. Our brother? The Devil? The-the-the guy that was cast out of Heaven for all eternity?
Amenadiel: Exactly, Michael, because despite even that, you know deep down… he’ll always end up winning.

Lucifer Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Chloe: You just lied to her.
FauxLucifer: Uh, no. You did. I just kept up the rouse.
Chloe: You never lie.

Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.