My first love was never Eve. It was you, Chloe. It always has been.

Michael: Maybe it wasn’t just the rebellion that was my suggestion. What else? What about your little sexcapade in the garden, or… oh, your vacation here to Earth.
Lucifer: That’s impossible.

Chloe: So, what do we have?
Ella: BlueBallz.
Lucifer: You too?

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Chloe: It’s probably nothing, but Lucifer’s acting… different.
Linda: Different, how?
Chloe: Uh, I don’t know. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I told him I loved him right before he left, and he didn’t exactly say it back.

Amenadiel: Why would I feel guilty?
Lucifer: Because you’re the one who performed the little miracle on the detective’s mom in the detective’s mom in the first place.
Amenadiel: That wasn’t my—
Chloe: You WHAT?!

Jack: Yeah, thanks for having my six back there.
Lucifer: But you told me to stay behind you, which wasn’t easy, considering you spent so much time on the pavement.

Linda: So, you left Amenadiel in hell?
Lucifer: Really, doctor? An evil twin, the detective finding out she’s a gift from God, and that’s the part you’re stuck on.
Linda: Amenadiel. The father of my child.

Chloe: Plan? What, to make me dislike you even more?
Michael: No. But – spoiler alert – it is going to be epic!

Lucifer: But Detective, you’re the only reason I’m here.
Chloe: Apparently, you’re the only reason I’m here.

The only time I ever feel anything is when I’m hearing them choke on their own blood… unable to talk.


Michael: I upset you even more back there, didn’t I? When I asked him what he truly feared.
Chloe: Actually, Lucifer, just the opposite. I think it helped me understand.

Oh, you’re nervous that you won’t measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I’d put it like, in the thousands, probably.


Lucifer Quotes

Lucifer: So what you're saying is hell made him multi-lingual and completely adaptable?
Cain: And we put him in the body of a young woman.

Why would an overprotective mother bring her murderous son to a tequila-fueled party? Why?