Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I… love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. And… I’ve got lots of money… mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I’ll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.
Next you're going to say his willy's so small that when he wants to have sex he needs to call out a search party. Or that his Weiner is so small that his testicles look like they're giving the tiniest thumbs up.